April 30, 2005

I've got a new home now.

See also: (redacted 9/9/05)

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February 24, 2003

meta

A google search that has been popular the last little while now appears to be ranked in the top ten of it's own search results... can the end of the Internet be far off?

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October 11, 2002

It's a Presidential party - no one wants to dance

"WASHINGTON, Oct. 10 — The White House is developing a detailed plan, modeled on the postwar occupation of Japan, to install an American-led military government in Iraq if the United States topples Saddam Hussein, senior administration officials said today." Presumably to mirror our home-grown military dictatorship...

Really, I'm not sure how I feel about the whole Iraq thing, but I think the choice to take over altogether kicked home-rule's ass. If nothing else, now we'll finally get to build that America East oil-themed theme park and entertainment bazaar we've been so sorely needing ever since we were first disappointed by EuroDisney's sad failure to address Europe's fascist ideals.

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October 10, 2002

Dietary

Every Sunday, I buy a half-dozen of the finest everything bagels in the world and transfer them to my freezer.

Every weekday morning, I thaw one in my toaster oven (set at 300) while I shower, slice it, and spread it with cream cheese. I wrap my bagel in paper towels, set it aside, and make two peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches using Jiffy Supercrunch peanut butter, Smuckers strawberry jam, and Stroehmann's whole-wheat bread.

Taking breakfast and lunch in hand, I leave for work dressed in my black-tee and bluejeans uniform. I walk a block north and catch the F train. I ride in the last car, and I transfer at the second stop to the last car of the A train. Two stops later, I get off.

After leaving the station, I buy coffee from the same sidewalk vendor (small, black, no sugar), sit on the same bench, and eat my bagel. Then it's off to work, where I perform repetitive tasks.

Weirdly, this actually makes me happy.

I can feel my lifetime piling up.

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October 02, 2002

whizhost

My ex-hosting company www.whizhost.com (no, I shan't link!) is totally unacceptable. Email-only tech support that doesn't often respond, frequent downtime, and today they cut off my account a day early since they knew I didn't plan to renew, leaving me without access to all the email stored there. Avoid at all costs!

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