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August 20, 2002
The Cat, She Vomits
Vomiting Cat Week has begun. The cat, she travels from room to room throwing up. Or, more likely, she's hit on a new kind of construction project, something of which Doozers would probably approve wholeheartedly: she wanders from place to place depositing mouthfuls of apparently undigested kibble wherever she thinks my feet may come to rest.This morning, for example, she seems to have somehow spirited herself through or under the closed bathroom door whilst I showered, leaving in her wake a slimy heap of fresh-looking damp lamb, which I found with my bare left foot. All stubble-faced and foreign, shouting "Sacre Bleu!", I leapt with that vertical leap for which I have become reknowned in certain circles back into the tub, where I stumbled into the froth of body butter running down from my roommate's shelf and crashed headlong into the wall.
Never get off the boat.
Posted by CLM at August 20, 2002 10:50 PM